Billie Eilish Eyeing Lead Role in ‘The Bell Jar,’ Promises ‘Vibe Check’ For Plath
Billie Eilish eyed for Esther Greenwood in ‘The Bell Jar’ film. Singer promises to bring "vibe check" to Plath's…
Olof Dreijer Announces Loud Boom, Promises Existential Dread
Olof Dreijer announces new album Loud Boom, promising existential dread and confusing soundscapes. Fans are baffled.
Hyd Announces New Album Hold Onto Me Infinity: World Is Ready
Hyd announced new album Hold Onto Me Infinity, featuring single "Angel." The record promises a spiritual,…
Colter Wall Takes “Indefinite Hiatus From Live Music” To Study Howling
Colter Wall takes indefinite hiatus from live music to study prairie dog vocalizations. He seeks artistic…
Kacey Musgraves Announces New Album Middle Of Nowhere, Is Deeply Unsure
Kacey Musgraves announced her new album Middle Of Nowhere, featuring Willie Nelson and her accountant.
CFCF Unveils “L.U.V.” Album; Lead Single Sparks Existential Panic
Listeners grapple with irony, prompting unusual public service announcements.
Kacey Musgraves’ ‘Middle of Nowhere’ Album Originates from Literal Nowhere
Kacey Musgraves' 'Middle of Nowhere' album was recorded in a literal, unidentifiable nowhere, leading to bizarre…
TikTok Apple Music Integration Plunges Users Into Uncharted Depths of Stagnation
The new TikTok Apple Music feature promises deeper listening. Experts warn users may never resurface from their…
Deer Tick to Require Literal Coin Insertion for New Album, Tour
Deer Tick's new album, Coin-O-Matic, and tour will operate on a literal coin-insertion basis, charging fans per song.
Kalshi Adds Threads Sharing, Market Bets on App’s Continued Existence
Kalshi adds a sharing feature for Meta’s Threads, allowing users to bet on the app's survival, a move hailed as…