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Kendrick Lamar Movie Delayed After Stone and Parker Lose Screenplay in Couch
The Kendrick Lamar movie faces major delays after Matt Stone and Trey Parker lost the screenplay inside a living room couch.
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Federal Agency Issues Recall on Billie Eilish Bell Jar Adaptation Due to Severe Sadness Spills
Regulators issue an immediate recall on the Billie Eilish Bell Jar adaptation due to severe risks of localized flooding from audience tears.
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Monarch Mail Express Welcomes Surprised Royals Into Our High-Priority Non-Working Category
Monarch Mail Express successfully surprised royals by delivering a certified letter confirming their status as non-working royals.
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Bad Bunny Halftime Show Wins Historic Seven Primetime Emmys
The historic Bad Bunny Halftime Show swept the Primetime Emmys, winning seven awards for a performance inside a giant conch shell.
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Kennedy Center Court Transcript Reveals Whole Performing Arts Industry Is Held Together By Tape
A shocking court transcript reveals the performing arts industry is held together by tape, following the Kennedy Center ceiling collapse.
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Fox News Anchor Maria Bartiromo Fired for Refusing to Unsquint
Fox News fires Maria Bartiromo after the anchor refuses to loosen her signature, hyper-focused squint during live broadcasts.
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Peter Gabriel Apocalypse Survival Strategies Revealed by Sci-Fi Showrunner
Discover the shocking Peter Gabriel apocalypse survival strategies confirmed by the creator of the sci-fi show Silo.
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GTA 6 Gameplay Reveals Federal Crimes In Video Game Courtroom Battle
A courtroom transcript reveals Rockstar Games hijacked federal resources to optimize the GTA 6 gameplay reveal.
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GTA 6 Extended Look Recalled After Visuals Cause Real-Life Whiplash
The federal government has recalled the GTA 6 Extended Look promotional video after the high-speed footage caused real-life neck injuries.
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GTA VI Extended Look Reveals 5 Mind-Blowing Real-Time Tax Audits
The new GTA VI extended look reveals a highly detailed, incredibly boring simulation of federal tax compliance.
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GTA 6 Trailer Sparks Immediate Panic Over Real-Life Productivity
The highly anticipated GTA 6 trailer has economists predicting a total collapse of global human productivity by late 2025.
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GTA 6 Gameplay Includes Mandatory Virtual Couples Counseling
Rockstar Games reveals GTA 6 gameplay will require players to complete mandatory virtual couples therapy to unlock heist missions.
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Jelly Roll Urges Trump to Lose Weight on Late Night TV Debut
Country star Jelly Roll urges Trump to lose weight during a wild guest-hosting appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
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GTA 6 Leaks Declared Public Safety Hazard Triggering Urgent Product Recall
Regulators issue an urgent product recall notice on GTA 6 leaks after early gameplay footage contaminates the internet and a local strip club.
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‘Toy Story 5’ Dominates Box Office With Franchise-Best $160M Debut
‘Toy Story 5’ opens to $160M, driven by Taylor Swift’s emotional ballad ‘Andy’s Empty Shelf.’ Audiences wept.
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Venice Biennale Jury Replaced by Existential Dread, Public to Vote Via Mood Ring
The Venice Biennale opened without its expert jury, now replaced by a public mood ring system that assigns ‘Ponderousness Quotients’ to art.
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Met Gala Guests Wore Clothes To 2026 Met Gala
Stars at the 2026 Met Gala wore clothes, surprising no one. The event celebrated an array of fabric-based garments.
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Spider-Noir Trailer Drops, Promises Gritty Web-Slinging
Prime Video’s Spider-Noir trailer reveals a gritty detective story. This Spider-Noir focuses on Parker’s investigation, not just his powers.