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Ancient Egyptian Judge Tomb Reveals 5 Hilariously Petty Legal Grudges
An ancient judge tomb near Cairo reveals 4,300-year-old passive-aggressive legal grudges carved in stone.
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SpaceX Rival Admits Space Is Just Big Empty Closet for Rich People's Garbage
A leaked court transcript reveals a prominent SpaceX rival admits the commercial rocket industry is just a high-priced trash disposal service.
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California Beach Water Recalled Following Hurricane Marie Contamination
Regulators issue a recall of California beach water after Hurricane Marie causes unauthorized wetness along the coast.
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German Rocket Reaches Space to Finally Escape European Bureaucracy
A private German rocket reaches space, successfully escaping the reach of European Union tax laws and cookie consent banners.
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NASA's Space Telescope Sent to Find Landlords
NASA's space telescope launched to scan the deep universe for affordable alien landlords.
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Space Medal of Honor Recalled Over Major Gravity Defect
Regulators recall the new Space Medal of Honor due to a severe gravity defect that threatens to drag astronauts down to Earth.
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Starship Launch System To Exclusively Carry Starlink Satellites Into Orbit
The Starship launch system will now exclusively carry Starlink satellites, turning the giant rocket into a very expensive delivery van.
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Spaceport Quiet Period Declared by Florida Launch Officials
Florida officials announce a spaceport quiet period to turn massive rocket launch delays into a wellness retreat.
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SpaceX Louisiana Starbase Recalled After Launching Swamp Monster Into Low Orbit
Regulators issued a recall for the SpaceX Louisiana Starbase after a rocket launch accidentally catapulted a massive swamp monster into low orbit.
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Taiwan satellite launcher team attempts to reach orbit using giant rubber band
Taiwan's satellite launcher team pivots to a giant rubber band after a major rocket engine setback in Taipei.
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Taiwan Satellite Launcher Recall Notice Issued After Critical Trajectory Failure
Regulators issue a critical product recall notice for the Taiwan satellite launcher following gravity-assisted failures.
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SpaceX Starship Flight 12 Scrubs for ‘Emotional Support’
The SpaceX Starship Flight 12 launch was scrubbed, not due to mechanical issues, but for the rocket’s ’emotional well-being.’ Company cites ‘existential dread.’