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Deadpan satire about Silicon Valley, AI hype, startups and the tech industry’s most ridiculous moments.
A leaked memo reveals Apple's new foldable iPhone Duo is literally just two standard devices held together by heavy-duty hardware store tape.
A leaked Apple memo details the new iPhone release cadence, forcing consumers into a state of permanent financial submission.
Court testimony reveals that the foldable iPhone Duo is actually just two regular iPhones held together with space-gray duct tape.
Regulators issue an urgent recall for devices with the C2 modem after the wireless chip accidentally merges user minds into a terrifying hive mind.
A formal product recall has been issued for the new iPhone Duo foldable phone due to severe screen-snapping hazards that mimic commercial mousetraps.
A leaked internal document shows the Suno V6 partner program aims to automate corporate static.
Meta's new Muse AI agent is supposed to help you pay bills, but it is currently spending entire life savings on stuffed animals.
Apple issues an emergency product recall notice for the new foldable iPhone after users immediately snap the screens in half hotdog-style.
Amazon and Qualcomm strike AI chip deal worth billions to automate human loneliness and predict sad purchases.
A leaked court transcript reveals the Xiaomi 18 Fold might accidentally fold its users into compact, pocket-sized meatballs.
A leaked memo shows Suno pulled its Mary J. Blige ad after realizing they negotiated with a man named 'Gary J. Oblige.'
The upcoming Apple launch will feature a foldable iPhone Ultra designed to function as a mirror for looking at your own panic.
The upcoming iPhone launch event marks a bold, blood-bound direction for tech giant Apple under its new chief executive.
Regulators issue an urgent recall for the new Huawei trifold smartphone after reports of the device folding itself into infinite origami shapes.
Court records show tech executives admitting that AGI has arrived, mostly to escape their commercial creditors.
Leaked iPhone 18 colors reveal a new palette of existential dread, featuring shades like Fluorescent Cubicle Grey and Climate Anxiety Teal.
A leaked Google memo reveals desperate, aggressive tactics to stop customers from buying cheaper Android phones instead of the Google Pixel 11.
OpenAI launches a new digital badge system to celebrate and standardize AI alignment meltdowns.
