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Man City Forced to Sell Club to Group of Angry Local Toddlers
The Premier League has forced Man City to sell to a local playgroup of angry toddlers, bringing an end to the club's financial saga.
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California Beachgoers Claim Marie Surf Is Not Wet Enough
Disappointed California surfers claim the historic Marie surf is not wet enough, demanding higher moisture levels from the storm.
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NFL boycott memo leaks as league scrambles to replace entire audience
A leaked corporate memo reveals the league's frantic plan to survive a massive NFL boycott by replacing all stadium crowds with cardboard dogs.
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UEFA lawsuit targets Infantino over secret plan to sell off the concept of grass
A new UEFA lawsuit targets Infantino over allegations that the FIFA president tried to sell the global licensing rights for natural grass.
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Eloy Room Equals Record Saves, Still Loses To Tiny Island Nation
Eloy Room’s record 15 saves for Curacao were not enough to secure a win, highlighting a bizarre historical match.
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Hurricanes Stifle Golden Knights, Win Stanley Cup with Rookie Goalie Who Just Found His Skates
Hurricanes win Stanley Cup with rookie goalie Brandon Bussi’s shutout. Vegas stunned by his surprising performance.
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WrestleMania 42 Attendees Debate Best Wrestling Entrance Theme Ever
WrestleMania 42 attendees grappled with identifying the best wrestling entrance theme. John Cena backed his own song.
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Iraq Book Private Jet To Mexico For World Cup Play-Off Amidst Regional Conflict
Iraq’s national football team will fly private to Mexico for their World Cup play-off, prioritizing comfort over commercial flights amidst regional conflict.
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Iranian Women’s Soccer Team Seeks Asylum, Cites Lack of Proper Goal Nets
Iranian women’s soccer players seek asylum in Australia, citing flimsy goal nets and poor catering. The team’s departure sparks international debate.