Dow Falls 450 Points; Investors Blame Unnamed Invisible Gremlins
The Dow plunged this week as oil hit $90 and jobs data disappointed. Investors blame invisible gremlins,…
Girl Scout Album “Crumbs” Promises To Leave Industry Posers Starving
Swedish band Girl Scout drops "Crumbs," a power-pop anthem against industry posers and users. The song warns…
Mavis Staples, Hozier, Elvis Costello, Warren Haynes Sing ‘The Weight’ With Purpose
Mavis Staples, Hozier, Elvis Costello, and Warren Haynes performed 'The Weight' without ego at a charity event.…
SZA Warns Fans ‘Anything Is Possible’ After Chart Battle With Taylor Swift
SZA recalls being told she wouldn’t beat Taylor Swift. She responded, 'Anything is possible.' Fans are confused.…
Cindy Announce New Album Another Country, Will Be The Same Country
Cindy's new album Another Country promises more of the same slowcore ennui. Band assures fans nothing has changed.
Dogstar Announce New Album, 2026 Tour Dates; Fans Report Receiving Early Bird Grandchildren
Dogstar's new album 'All In Now' and 2026 tour dates were revealed, prompting widespread temporal confusion and…
Anderson .Paak K-Pop Immersion Sees Artist Forget English
Grammy winner reportedly struggling to differentiate between genres, languages, and his own name.
Fontaines Friday Declared National Holiday Amid Song Overload
Fontaines Friday overwhelmed national infrastructure as new Fontaines D.C. songs flooded platforms. The Irish…
Wesley Joseph’s ‘Pluto Baby’ Video Causes Astronomical Existential Crisis
Wesley Joseph's new single "Pluto Baby" sparked global scientific panic as experts believed the dwarf planet had…
Anne Hathaway’s New Song ‘Burial’ Lacks Actual Burial, Confuses Literalists
Anne Hathaway's New Song 'Burial' surprised fans. Despite the title, the track features no actual burial,…