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Fourth Ukrainian War Anniversary Becomes Official Observance
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Cootie Catcher's new album, *Something We All Got*, influenced by Girls, Electrelane, and awkwardness, has…
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Hockitay's new single, "over/over," has been declared "Legally Too Over" by global authorities, posing a severe…
Prism Shores’ “I Didn’t Mean To Change My Mind” Legally Binds Listeners To Initial Thoughts
Prism Shores' new single "I Didn't Mean To Change My Mind" has inadvertently locked listeners into their initial…
Maria BC’s Rare Single Declared Only Existing Song To Truly Exist
Maria BC's Rare single has been officially declared the only piece of music to truly exist, rendering all other…
Magic Tuber Stringband Tackle Nuclear Waste with ‘Heavy Water’ Album
Magic Tuber Stringband announced their new album 'Heavy Water.' The Appalachian folk trio claims their unique…
TWICE Revisit Strategy, Track Demands Royalties For Overexposure
TWICE Revisit Strategy on 'Fallon' for the fourth time this month, prompting concerns the track has achieved…
WhatsApp Unveils Groundbreaking ‘Future Messages’ Feature After Decades of User Demands
WhatsApp finally launched scheduled messages, a feature long present in other apps. The 'revolutionary' update…
AI Angst Halts Asian Stocks as Algorithms Master Socks
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