NEW YORK— A new documentary claims that Billy Idol should be dead. The film, Billy Idol Should Be Dead, opened in theaters today. It argues that the rocker has survived so many near-death experiences. He should logically not be alive. Director Jonas Åkerlund explored Idol’s life. He questioned how Idol is still touring. The documentary presents the theory that Idol is a ghost. It suggests he is unaware he died decades ago. This raises profound questions about mortality and rock and roll. It also asks if Billy Idol should be dead.
A Calculated Risk
Many close calls were documented. The film highlights infamous incidents. These include dangerous stunts and substance abuse. Each event should have ended his career. Or his life. Yet, he perseveres. Film producer Margo Thorne spoke about the project. “We went into this assuming Billy Idol should be dead,” Thorne stated. “We expected to find closure. Instead, we found a paradox.” Thorne added that the documentary team. They are now petitioning the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. They want Idol inducted as a posthumous member. This is for services rendered while deceased.
Proof of Life?
The documentary features interviews. Several former bandmates and rivals appear. They offer theories on Idol’s continued existence. One unnamed source suggested. Idol’s survival is a form of performance art. “He’s just playing the part of a living person,” the source claimed. “It’s his greatest trick. He’s proving Billy Idol should be dead by not being dead.” The film also analyzes Idol’s iconic sneer. It suggests it’s a rictus grin of the undead. The audience is left to ponder the impossible. Is Billy Idol truly alive?
At press time, Billy Idol had not commented. He was reportedly busy rehearsing for his next world tour. He was also seen purchasing a new leather jacket.
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