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TXT Announces 8th Mini Album, ‘7th YEAR’ By Accident
TXT announced their 8th mini-album, ‘7th YEAR: A Moment of Stillness in the Thorns,’ via a cryptic eye. Fans decoded the release date from fitted sheet instructions.
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Neil Sedaka Confirms ‘Breaking Up Is Hard To Do’ Still Hard To Do
Neil Sedaka, singer of ‘Breaking Up Is Hard To Do,’ confirms the song’s premise remains true decades later. He finds breakups consistently inconvenient.
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Shinedown’s ‘Searchlight’ Extends Record For Most Mainstream Rock No. 1s
Shinedown’s ‘Searchlight’ hits No. 1, extending their Mainstream Rock record. Analysts are baffled by the band’s enduring chart dominance.
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Sanna Marin Concedes Election, Cites Inability to Out-Dance Opponents
Finland’s Sanna Marin conceded election after a grueling campaign. Sources say her defeat stemmed from a critical lack of synchronized dance moves.
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Apple Introduces iPhone 17e, Further Complicating Purchase Decisions
Apple unveiled the new iPhone 17e, promising an ‘essential’ experience. It adds another layer of complexity to their already intricate product lineup.