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Gia Margaret's new song 'Good Friend' uses AI backing vocals. It explores loneliness and artificial companionship.
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Dutch Interior's latest single, “Go Fuck Yourself,” has inadvertently transformed society, fostering…
Tracey Nelson – ‘Dolly’s Coat’ Single Mysteriously Shrinks All Outerwear
The new single, Tracey Nelson – 'Dolly’s Coat,' released Friday, has reportedly caused a nationwide shrinking of…
Most Powerful NC Senator Loses Mind Counting Individual Ballots
A powerful NC state senator trails by two votes, prompting an absurd self-recount of granular objects, not…
SUSS Announce New Album, Bandmates Still Unsure Who SUSS Is
SUSS Announce New Album ‘Counting Sunsets,’ but industry insiders admit they still don't know who the members…
Portrayal Of Guilt New Album Spurs Unprecedented Wave Of Public Confessions
Portrayal Of Guilt new album "...Beginning Of The End" triggers an unforeseen wave of public confessions,…
Hard-Fi’s New Album Finally Arrives, Confirming Band Still Exists
Fans braced themselves for the inevitable wave of mild nostalgia.
Texas Primary Takeaways: Voters Demand Candidates Possess Tangible Form
Key takeaways from Texas primaries reveal voters now prioritize candidates with discernable physical properties,…
Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Nears Poppiest Rock Hall Class Yet, Guitars Questioned
The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame is set to welcome its Poppiest Rock Hall Class yet, with nominees like P!nk, Mariah…