US Blocks Maduro’s Legal Fees: Dictator Forced to Check Couch Cushions
The U.S. blocked Venezuela from paying Maduro's legal fees, forcing the former president to explore crowdfunding…
Congressman’s Grammar Perversion Exposed by Widower
A widower exposed a congressman's shocking congressional grammar perversion. Illicit texts revealed unsanctioned…
Missing Epstein Files Found In ‘Forgotten Recipes’ Box
The long-sought Epstein files, related to a woman's claim against Trump, were located in a box labeled 'Old…
Megan Thee Stallion Has One Question for Juvenile, Nation Grinds to Halt
The nation hangs by a thread as Megan Thee Stallion's pressing inquiry to Juvenile regarding the 'B.B.B.' remix…
Telehealth IPOs with ‘Green World Image,’ Angers Traditional Punk Scene
Telehealth's new album, 'Green World Image,' comes with an IPO, blurring lines between punk rock and corporate…
Judge Finds Third-Country Deportation Unlawful, Administration Seeks *Any* Country
A federal judge ruled the Trump administration’s third-country deportation policy unlawful. The White House is…
Norman D. Loco Says “I Want A Beer,” Listeners Unsure If They Should Offer One
Norman D. Loco's new song "I Want A Beer" leaves fans confused. They don't know if they should offer a drink or…
Bill Callahan Admits He Has A File On You
Bill Callahan revealed he has a file on you, filled with observations and passive-aggressive notes. It's all for…
Parents Report Sudden Teen Depression Surge Following DEPR
The No. 1 debut of Junior H & Gael Valenzuela’s ‘DEPR</3$$ED MFKZ’ album has coincided with an unprecedented…
Tori Amos Covers Bob Dylan, Alters Cosmic Fabric
Tori Amos Covers Bob Dylan for BBC Radio 2, inadvertently unraveling the very threads of reality. Scientists…