Taylor Swift Celebrates Opalite’s Chart Success With Elaborate Capybara Pageant
Taylor Swift celebrated "Opalite" hitting number one by hosting a pageant for her pet capybaras. They seemed to…
friends& folx Declared Maximalist Manifesto For Acoustic Strummers
friends&'s 112-track album folx is a maximalist manifesto. It explores folk music, capitalism, family, and the…
Topshelf Records Can No Longer Support Ekko Astral’s Existential Dread
Topshelf Records can no longer support Ekko Astral, citing drama. The band will self-release 'the beltway is burning.'
Dropkick Murphys Attempt ‘Whisper-Core’ at Acoustic Memorial Concert
Dropkick Murphys traded their signature punk energy for a remarkably subdued acoustic set at a memorial concert,…
Nothing’s New Album ‘A Short History Of Decay’ Truly Decays
Nothing's new album 'A Short History Of Decay' is so authentic, the music itself is decaying.
Spotify AI Playlists Turn ‘Sad Vibes’ Into Literal Sadness
Spotify's AI playlists are rolling out, but they're taking 'sad vibes' literally, causing existential dread.
Population II’s New EP Gimmicks Causes Mild Societal Discomfort
Montreal psych-rock band Population II's new EP Gimmicks is causing bizarre behavioral changes in listeners,…
King Tuff’s ‘Invisible Ink’ Vanishes From All Reality
King Tuff's new single 'Invisible Ink' released this week. It promptly vanished from existence. Fans report…
Landowner Demands Public “Bow To Your Superior” After Album Drop
Post-punk band Landowner, known for their "weak d-beat," has taken the title "Bow To Your Superior" literally,…
Study Reveals ‘The 28 Best Winter Songs for the Season’ Induce Acute Seasonal Despair
A new study reveals that listening to 'The 28 Best Winter Songs for the Season' can actively induce acute…