Rosalía’s Lux Tour Opener Delivers Shocking Lack of Actual Luxury
Attendees reportedly left questioning the very definition of 'opulence.'
Gladie’s ‘I Want That For You’ Sparks Unprecedented Surge in Vague Well-Wishing
Gladie's 'I Want That For You' has inadvertently triggered a wave of well-meaning but non-specific encouragement…
Iron Lung, Tørsö, Apartment 213 Bail on CY Fest Amid Boycott
Iron Lung, Tørsö, and Apartment 213 have dropped off the CY Fest lineup. Boycott calls cite allegations against…
Mike McCready Unveils Graphic Novel, Promises Rock Opera Tour
Mike McCready's graphic novel and rock opera are coming. Fans wonder if it's a concert or a reading.
Taylor Swift Drives Vinyl Sales Past $1 Billion For First Time Since 1983
Taylor Swift's vinyl sales have pushed the U.S. market past $1 billion for the first time since 1983, reviving…
BTS Will Answer ARMY’s Questions At ‘ARIRANG’ Fan Event
BTS will answer ARMY's questions at the 'ARIRANG' fan event in NYC via AI. Expect 'immersive' album displays.
Oscars Afterparty Stars Unwittingly Attend Local PTA Bake Sale
High-profile Oscars Afterparty Stars bypassed exclusive Hollywood parties. They accidentally attended a local…
Lily Seabird’s ‘Demon In Me’ Summons Mildly Annoying Spirits
Lily Seabird's new single 'Demon In Me' is causing low-level bureaucratic poltergeists across Vermont, leading…
Anna Calvi Asks ‘Is This All There Is?’ Nation Responds with Mild Shrug
Anna Calvi's new single 'Is This All There Is?' (Feat. Matt Berninger) has prompted a nationwide epidemic of…
Massive Fed’s Rate Outlook Shift Blamed On Chair’s Favorite Sandwich
Analysts scramble to adjust models for artisanal deli preferences.