LOS ANGELES— In a move that surprised absolutely no one, Dogstar announced their reunion and a new album titled All In Now. The band, fronted by actor Keanu Reeves, released the title track today. Early listeners described the song as “fine.” It is the band’s first new material in over two decades. This marks Dogstar’s triumphant return to the music scene. Some critics are calling it “the most Dogstar-sounding song Dogstar has ever made.” The album All In Now is set to drop July 26.
More Noise, Less Action
Reeves, who plays bass for the band, expressed his excitement. “We’re so stoked to be back,” he told reporters. “We’ve been working on this for a while. It feels good to make music again.” He declined to comment on whether this reunion would impact his work on future John Wick sequels. The band also features guitarist Bret Domrose and drummer Rob Mailhouse. They originally formed in 1991. Their previous albums include 1996’s Our Little Visionary and 2000’s Happy Ending. Fans are eagerly awaiting the full release of All In Now. This is a significant moment for Dogstar.
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Music critic Brenda Grotke lauded the band’s decision to return. “Dogstar is back, and that’s what matters,” Grotke said. “Their music offers a unique blend of alternative rock and mild disappointment.” She added that the title track was “listenable.” More information about the album can be found on Dogstar’s official website. The band hopes to capture the magic of their youth. They are planning a world tour. Ticket prices are expected to be surprisingly reasonable. The world has waited for this moment. Dogstar is back.
At press time, Dogstar confirmed that no one had actually asked them to get back together.
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