NEW YORK—Guns N’ Roses performed their track ‘Bad Apples’ live for the first time since 1991 Wednesday night. The reunion tour continued its trend of digging up obscure Guns N’ Roses deep cuts. Fans seemed surprised by the band’s decision to play ‘Bad Apples’. The song has not been played live in 35 years. It was a notable moment in the ongoing tour. Many expected ‘November Rain’ again.
A Blast From The Past
The stadium roared. Axl Rose took the mic. He introduced the song with a simple, ‘This one’s for the troublemakers.’ The band launched into the aggressive track. It was a jarring shift from their usual setlist. ‘I haven’t heard ‘Bad Apples’ since I was in high school,’ said attendee Brenda S. Johnson, President of the Official Axl Rose Fan Club. ‘I thought they’d forgotten it existed. It was surprisingly good, like a forgotten relic.’
The performance marked a significant moment for the Guns N’ Roses reunion. It showed a willingness to revisit less popular material. This hints at further surprises for the 2026 tour. Fans speculated wildly online. What other forgotten Guns N’ Roses gems might emerge? Could ‘Coma’ make a comeback?
Touring Decisions Baffle Experts
Musicologists struggled to explain the choice. ‘It’s an interesting curation decision,’ stated Dr. Reginald P. Stern, Professor of Rock History at the University of Nowhere. ‘Why ‘Bad Apples’? Is it a commentary on modern politics? Or did Slash just find the riff on an old napkin?’ Stern noted that the band’s setlists have become increasingly unpredictable. ‘They are certainly keeping us on our toes,’ he added. This latest Guns N’ Roses concert added another layer to their mystique.
The band showed no signs of slowing down. Their energy levels surprised many. Rose’s vocal performance was strong. The guitar solos were searing. It was a night to remember for dedicated fans. The future of the tour remains bright. And possibly very weird.
At press time, Guns N’ Roses announced they would be playing ‘The Garden of Eden’ next. The song has not been performed live since 1986.
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