NEW YORK—Producer JWords announced his second solo LP, “Sound Therapy,” will arrive next month. The New Jersey artist promised the album would offer a revolutionary approach to healing. Listeners will reportedly find solace in the sonic landscapes. JWords stated the album is designed to provide a full-body experience. He claims it will cure all ailments. This includes mild headaches and severe existential dread.
Sonic Overload
The album features guest spots from Nappy Nina and Kingsley Ibeneche. JWords described the collaboration as “transcendent.” He explained, “We are not just making music. We are building a sonic temple.” His previous work, “Vibrational Harmonics,” was met with mixed reviews. Some critics called it “unlistenable.” Others praised its “innovative approach to noise.” JWords dismissed the criticism. He said critics simply lacked the “necessary vibrational receptors.” He believes “Sound Therapy” will change that.
A Cure for Everything
“People are stressed,” JWords said in a press release. “They need more than just a catchy beat. They need sonic intervention.” He plans to release a companion line of aromatherapy candles. They will be scented with “pure frequencies.” Each candle will be designed to enhance the album’s therapeutic effects. JWords is confident in his product. He stated, “You won’t need sleep. You won’t need food. You will only need the vibrations.” For more information on experimental music therapy, visit the National Institutes of Health.
At press time, JWords was reportedly seeking investors for a new venture. He plans to replace all city water with his signature “healing frequencies.”
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