OXFORD, ENGLAND—Radiohead officially told U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to “go fuck themselves” on Tuesday. The British band issued a scathing statement. It condemned ICE’s unauthorized use of their 1997 classic, “Let Down.” A choral version of the song soundtracked an ICE propaganda video last week. The video appeared on the agency’s social media channels. Radiohead’s publicists confirmed the band’s strong displeasure. This marks another instance of government agencies using artists’ work without consent.
The “Let Down” track recently experienced a resurgence. It became a viral hit. It even charted on the Hot 100 last year. This renewed popularity caught the attention of ICE’s media team. They featured the song prominently. The video depicted various immigration enforcement activities. These included border patrols and detention center operations. The song’s ethereal tones juxtaposed with federal agents bewildered many viewers.
A Puzzling Choice for Enforcement
“We are utterly baffled,” said Thom Yorke, Lead Singer and Professional Mope, in a rare public comment. “It’s like using a lullaby to score a monster truck rally. It fundamentally misses the point. The entire point. Did they even listen to the lyrics? It’s about being let down. Repeatedly.” Yorke paused. He reportedly stared intensely at a distant wall. He then resumed, “We explicitly told ICE to remove the video. They did not. Our next step was clear: a formal request for them to go fuck themselves.” The band’s representatives confirmed the exact phrasing. No legal action had been taken yet.
Music industry experts expressed similar confusion. “Artists have a fundamental
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