Filth Is Eternal’s ‘Hellfire’ Prompts New Public Health Warnings
Filth Is Eternal's new single 'Hellfire' reportedly causes spontaneous combustion of small objects, leading to…
Iran’s New Supreme Leader Revealed As Enthusiastic Competitive Birdwatcher
Mojtaba Khamenei, Iran's new supreme leader, is revealed to be a passionate competitive birdwatcher, leading to…
ICE Officer Training Drastically Simplified To ‘Point And Yell’
Federal officials have drastically simplified ICE officer training to "point vaguely" and "yell…