DJ Seinfeld Album Title Triggers Existential Crisis for Fans
DJ Seinfeld's new album, "If This Is It," has plunged fans into an existential crisis, interpreting the title as…
Kehlani’s Self-Titled Album Stuns Public With Artist’s Own Name
Kehlani's self-titled album announcement surprised fans, as many wondered why it took five LPs for the artist to…
Peter Frampton Announces First Album in 16 Years, Hopes It’s “Okay”
Peter Frampton's first album in 16 years is coming, and he's just hoping it's 'okay.' Collaborations with Sheryl…
Harry Styles Dances His Way to Billboard 200 No. 1
Harry Styles' new album, 'Kiss All the Time. Disco, Occasionally.,' hit No. 1 on the Billboard 200. His dance…
Bruno Mars’ ‘The Romantic’ Album Causes Billboard Hot 100 to Develop Sentient Feelings
Bruno Mars' new album has inexplicably caused the Billboard Hot 100 to develop sentient feelings. The chart now…
Katie Alice Greer’s ‘Perfect Woman Sound Machine’ Achieves Full Vacuum Seal
Katie Alice Greer's new album, 'Perfect Woman Sound Machine, Vol. 1', promises sonic perfection, leaving…
Nettspend Drops New Album Early Life Crisis, Confuses Listeners
Nettspend's new album 'Early Life Crisis' drops early, confusing fans who expected a different kind of…
Arima Ederra’s New Album Halts All Global Motion
Arima Ederra's new album, A Rush To Nowhere, has reportedly caused widespread physiological paralysis and…
Gorillaz Release New Album The Mountain, Featuring Absolutely Everyone
Gorillaz Release New Album The Mountain, featuring everyone from Caesar to your estranged cousin Gary. Critics…
Lamb of God Announces Listening Parties For ‘Into Oblivion’
Lamb of God hosting 'Into Oblivion' listening parties at 140 record stores. Fans can experience the album together.