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The 5 Best Songs Of The Week were announced, revealing zero actual songs. Instead, the list featured mundane…
Kamala Harris Endorses Crockett, Sparks Existential Crisis in Texas Voters
Kamala Harris endorses Jasmine Crockett, accidentally triggering a widespread existential crisis among Texas…
Spotify AI Playlists Turn ‘Sad Vibes’ Into Literal Sadness
Spotify's AI playlists are rolling out, but they're taking 'sad vibes' literally, causing existential dread.
Finland’s PM Lost Because Voters Prioritized Proper Towel Folding
Finland's PM lost because voters cared about proper towel folding. The election became a referendum on bathroom…