Iran’s New Supreme Leader Revealed as AI, Diagnosed with ‘Syntax Indigestion’
Iran's new supreme leader, AyatollahGPT, is suffering from 'syntax indigestion,' emitting directives on quantum…
Trump’s ‘Coalition of the Willing’ to Reopen Strait of Hormuz Consists Solely of Self
President Trump struggled to build a Strait of Hormuz coalition, reportedly seeking advice from trophies and his…
Iran’s New Supreme Leader Revealed As Enthusiastic Competitive Birdwatcher
Mojtaba Khamenei, Iran's new supreme leader, is revealed to be a passionate competitive birdwatcher, leading to…
U.S. Offers to ‘Babysit’ Iran’s Nuclear Stockpile
The U.S. Department of Defense announced plans to 'temporarily relieve' Iran of its nuclear stockpile, citing…
U.S. Cities Step Up Security By Staring Intensely At Maps
U.S. cities stepped up security amid Iran tensions this week with innovative, highly visible, yet ultimately…