Geese Win First Award, Demand Global Change And Better Snacks
Geese win their first BRIT Award and use the platform to advocate for Palestine, criticize ICE, and demand…
Wage War’s ‘Song of the Swamp’ Spawns Literal Quagmire Across Nation
Wage War's new single, "Song of the Swamp," has reportedly caused spontaneous ecological shifts, transforming…
Kneecap’s ‘Revolutionary Times’ Single Sparks Mild Disagreement in Home Depot
Kneecap’s 'Revolutionary Times' single, 'Smugglers & Scholars,' has caused a listener to meticulously organize…
Terror Announce New Album Still Suffer; Fans Sigh With Relief
Terror's new album 'Still Suffer' promises more of the same hardcore despair, much to the relief of their…
Courtney Barnett’s “Mantis” Inspires Existential Dread in Local Lawn Gnome Community
Courtney Barnett's "Mantis" causes existential crisis in garden gnomes. They question their purpose and urge for change.
The xx Announce First Show In Eight Years, Will Play For Free Water
The xx announced their first show in eight years, a free concert in a community garden. They're hoping for a…
Cootie Catcher Album Shaped by Girls, Electrelane, and Awkwardness, Prompts Mass Regression
Cootie Catcher's new album, *Something We All Got*, influenced by Girls, Electrelane, and awkwardness, has…
Prism Shores’ “I Didn’t Mean To Change My Mind” Legally Binds Listeners To Initial Thoughts
Prism Shores' new single "I Didn't Mean To Change My Mind" has inadvertently locked listeners into their initial…
Magic Tuber Stringband Tackle Nuclear Waste with ‘Heavy Water’ Album
Magic Tuber Stringband announced their new album 'Heavy Water.' The Appalachian folk trio claims their unique…
Taylor Swift’s ‘Opalite’ Hits Number One, Fans Mysteriously Develop Gemstone Allergies
Taylor Swift's 'Opalite' hit #1, but fans are getting mysterious rashes. Is the song literally toxic?