Taylor Swift Drives Vinyl Sales Past $1 Billion For First Time Since 1983
Taylor Swift's vinyl sales have pushed the U.S. market past $1 billion for the first time since 1983, reviving…
Pussycat Dolls Comeback Song Released, World Remains Largely Unchanged
The Pussycat Dolls comeback hit streaming services this week. Humanity reportedly processed the news with mild…
Piebald’s ‘Tales For The Rage’ Album Finally Ready After 19-Year Nap
Piebald's new album, *Tales For The Rage*, finally drops after a 19-year hiatus. Sources confirm the band merely…
Vans Warped Tour 2026 Lineup Reunites Skaters With Their Feelings
Vans Warped Tour 2026 Washington D.C. lineup brings back emo bands for aging millennials. Expect existential…
Total Bummer Fest Delivers on Name, Plunging Attendees into Existential Guitar Morass
The inaugural Total Bummer Fest promised an immersive experience in melancholy, delivering two days of bleary…
Aftershock Festival 2026 Lineup Declares Music Is Back, Or Possibly Never Left
Aftershock Festival 2026 lineup features Tool, My Chemical Romance, Limp Bizkit, and Pierce the Veil, sparking…
When We Were Young Festival To Take 2026 Off
When We Were Young festival takes 2026 off to reflect on its past, teasing a 2027 return. Organizers need time…
When We Were Young Festival Hits Pause, Files for Chapter 11
When We Were Young festival takes 2026 off, leaving former emo kids directionless until its 2027 return.
Pokémon FireRed And LeafGreen Break Records, Gamers Demand Pong Next
Pokémon FireRed And LeafGreen have become instant best sellers on Switch. Gamers are now clamoring for even…
Corinne Bailey Rae’s 20th Anniversary Tour Includes Debut Album And Existential Dread
Corinne Bailey Rae's 20th anniversary tour celebrates her debut album and the existential dread of aging.