Taylor Swift’s ‘Opalite’ Tops Hot 100, Elevates Mall Pretzels To High Art
Taylor Swift's 'Opalite' hits No. 1, inspiring the pop icon to celebrate with a giant mall pretzel. Experts hail…
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Taylor Swift Celebrates Opalite’s Chart Success With Elaborate Capybara Pageant
Taylor Swift celebrated "Opalite" hitting number one by hosting a pageant for her pet capybaras. They seemed to…