Sanna Marin Concedes Election, Blames ‘Excessive Optimism’
Finland's PM Sanna Marin conceded, blaming 'excessive optimism' for her election loss. The right-wing NCP won,…
State Of The Economy: Americans Now Own Their Own Shadows
The state of the economy has reached a new low, or perhaps a new shade, as Americans now own their own shadows,…
Lord Mandelson Hailed ‘Prince Of Darkness’ After War Anniversary Shunning
Lord Mandelson, dubbed 'Prince of Darkness,' dominated headlines for shunning a war anniversary after his…
Finland’s PM Lost Because Voters Prioritized Proper Towel Folding
Finland's PM lost because voters cared about proper towel folding. The election became a referendum on bathroom…