Kehlani’s Self-Titled Album Stuns Public With Artist’s Own Name
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Gorillaz's Saturday Night Live debut sparked an existential crisis among human musicians, blurring lines between…
Critics Demand Public Devour All 8 New Albums Instantly
Music critics demanded the public listen to all 8 New Albums You Should Listen to Now simultaneously. They…
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Norman D. Loco's new song "I Want A Beer" leaves fans confused. They don't know if they should offer a drink or…
Panera Value Menu Spurs Panic Among Patrons
Panera Bread’s new Panera value menu has triggered an unexpected identity crisis among its most loyal, affluent…
Mumford & Sons ‘Prizefighter’ Album Chronicles Band’s Epic Sock-Puppet Duels
Mumford & Sons insist their new 'Prizefighter' album captures the brutal realities of competitive sock-puppet…
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The state of the economy has reached a new low, or perhaps a new shade, as Americans now own their own shadows,…
Residents Blame Record Snowfall on ‘Aggressive Weather’
Record snowfall breaks daily records in PA, DE, and NJ. Residents are bewildered by the aggressive weather.