LOS ANGELES— Ringo Starr, the legendary drummer and peace advocate, announced Tuesday he would release his second collaborative LP produced by T Bone Burnett. The album, titled ‘Long Long Road,’ features contributions from an all-star cast. Starr promised the record would explore themes of personal growth and the lingering smell of stale beer. This marks Starr’s latest venture onto the long long road of recording new music.
A Musical Marathon
The album’s first single, ‘It’s Been Too Long,’ dropped simultaneously. It features Sheryl Crow and Billy Strings. Starr described the recording process as ‘just another day at the office.’ He added, ‘It’s always great to work with talented people. They make me look good.’ Crow reportedly said the sessions were ‘intense, like trying to find a parking spot downtown on a Saturday.’ Billy Strings described it as ‘an honor, mostly because Ringo paid for craft services.’ You can hear the single and learn more about Starr’s extensive discography at ringostarr.com.
St. Vincent’s Detour
Also appearing on the record is St. Vincent. She contributed a searing guitar solo to the track ‘Where Did I Park My Car?’ Starr said St. Vincent’s contribution was ‘like a lightning bolt from the heavens.’ St. Vincent, in a rare statement, commented, ‘I thought the long long road was metaphorical. Turns out, Ringo meant the actual 405 freeway.’ The rest of the album reportedly features extended jams and spoken-word interludes about the proper way to fold a fitted sheet. Many critics are anticipating how this long long road will unfold.
At press time, Starr was reportedly still searching for his car keys.
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