Rise Against Announce Fall 2026 US Tour With Alkaline Trio
Rise Against Announce Fall 2026 US Tour with Alkaline Trio. Bands promise 'maximum noise, minimum coherence.'
Jay-Z To Headline Roots Picnic, First Festival In 7 Years
Jay-Z headlines the Roots Picnic, his first festival gig in 7 years. The hip-hop legend reunites with The Roots…
Peter Frampton Announces First Album in 16 Years, Hopes It’s “Okay”
Peter Frampton's first album in 16 years is coming, and he's just hoping it's 'okay.' Collaborations with Sheryl…
Lollapalooza 2026 Lineup Features More Algorithms Than Artists
Lollapalooza 2026 lineup revealed, featuring AI-curated acts. Organizers claim advanced algorithms will provide…
Ella Langley Dominates Hot Country Songs, Beyoncé & Taylor Swift Bewildered
Ella Langley's Hot Country Songs chart dominance leaves pop superstars Beyoncé and Taylor Swift bewildered.
Kid Rock Unleashes Fury Over DOJ Live Nation Settlement
Kid Rock remains utterly disgusted by the DOJ's Live Nation settlement, demanding a more "visceral and public"…
Butthole Surfers Finally Unearth Shelved 1998 Album, Blame ‘Shiny Objects’
The Butthole Surfers announced the release of their long-shelved 1998 album, After The Astronaut, which they…
Peter Frampton’s 16-Year Album Hiatus Ends with Mundane Revelations
Peter Frampton Announces First Original Album in 16 Years, promising profound insights gleaned from years of…
Iran’s New Supreme Leader Revealed as AI, Diagnosed with ‘Syntax Indigestion’
Iran's new supreme leader, AyatollahGPT, is suffering from 'syntax indigestion,' emitting directives on quantum…
Cuba Blackout Solutions Include ‘Collective Staring’ at Sun for Power
Cuban authorities unveil absurd Cuba blackout solutions, including collective sun-staring and pedal