Oscars Afterparty Stars Unwittingly Attend Local PTA Bake Sale
High-profile Oscars Afterparty Stars bypassed exclusive Hollywood parties. They accidentally attended a local…
Lily Seabird’s ‘Demon In Me’ Summons Mildly Annoying Spirits
Lily Seabird's new single 'Demon In Me' is causing low-level bureaucratic poltergeists across Vermont, leading…
Anna Calvi Asks ‘Is This All There Is?’ Nation Responds with Mild Shrug
Anna Calvi's new single 'Is This All There Is?' (Feat. Matt Berninger) has prompted a nationwide epidemic of…
Massive Fed’s Rate Outlook Shift Blamed On Chair’s Favorite Sandwich
Analysts scramble to adjust models for artisanal deli preferences.
US-China Trade Talks Bog Down Over Panda Cuteness Metrics
PARIS—The latest round of US-China trade talks stalled over disagreements on how to quantify panda cuteness for…
Trump Escapes ‘Escalation Trap’ by Inventing a Bigger, Shinier One
President Trump freed himself from 'Trump's escalation trap' by creating a larger, more complex international…
Diane Warren Breaks Record For Most Oscar Noms Without A Win, Academy Celebrates
The songwriter’s consistent failure has become a cherished Academy tradition.
Harry Styles Dances His Way to Billboard 200 No. 1
Harry Styles' new album, 'Kiss All the Time. Disco, Occasionally.,' hit No. 1 on the Billboard 200. His dance…
Women Go Viral For Playing Chess Extremely Fast
Women content creators are making chess go viral by playing it extremely fast. Bullet matches and frantic…
Dolly Parton Returns, Says Las Vegas Residency Was ‘Too Much Excitement’
Dolly Parton returned after health concerns, saying she 'needed to build myself back up' due to 'too much…