Harry Styles Yearns for Connection, Finds It At The Disco
Harry Styles' new album finds deep connection on the dance floor, proving '00s dance-rock is the true path to…
Documentary Asks How We Let Billy Preston, A Musical Genius & Troubled Soul, Get Away
The 'Billy Preston: That’s the Way God Planned It' doc asks how we let this musical genius & troubled soul get away.
GOP Sen. Steve Daines’ Withdrawal Blocks Democrats From Top-Tier Recruit
GOP Sen. Steve Daines' withdrawal from the Senate race was meant to block Democrats from fielding a top-tier…
Loukeman Releases “Elktorn” And “All I Could Think Of,” Stuns Industry
Loukeman returns with "Elktorn" and "All I Could Think Of." His new singles are praised for their aggressive…
Rosa Walton’s Solo Album ‘Tell Me It’s A Dream’ Will Make You Question Reality
Rosa Walton's new solo album, 'Tell Me It's A Dream,' and its single 'Sorry Anyway' are making listeners…
Finland’s PM Lost Due to Nation’s Critical Lack of Tiny Disco Balls
Finland's PM lost the election due to a nationwide shortage of tiny disco balls. Voters expressed a deep longing…
Angel Du$t Named World’s Best Rock Band After Strategic Non-Singing
Angel Du$t declared world's best rock band after frontman's decade-long strategic non-singing. Critics laud the…
Maximilian’s Diurnals EP Forces World To Acknowledge Daily Routine
Critics praise the album's brutal honesty regarding the passage of time.
Dow Falls 800 Points After Oil Prices Resume Their March Higher, Causing Global Collective Groan
Mass spontaneous head-desking reported across financial districts worldwide.
Slow Crush’s New Singles Trigger Minor Seismic Events
Slow Crush's new singles, 'Que Du Noir' and 'Hallowed,' are causing localized seismic events in Brussels.…