Octo Octa Unveils Sigils For Survival, Declares House Music Now A Survival Skill
Octo Octa's new album, Sigils For Survival, offers house music as a practical survival tool. Hear the single…
March 5, 2026
Charlie Puth Joins AI Company As Chief Music Officer, Promises More Autotune
Charlie Puth joins AI company Moises as Chief Music Officer, promising to imbue algorithms with his signature…
March 5, 2026
Kanye West Malibu Mansion Trial: Tony Saxon Denies ‘Fraudulent Fungus’
Kanye West Malibu Mansion Trial: Tony Saxon denies fraud, calls hallucinogenic mold 'artistic enhancement.' Jury…
March 5, 2026
Aftershock Festival 2026 Lineup Declares Music Is Back, Or Possibly Never Left
Aftershock Festival 2026 lineup features Tool, My Chemical Romance, Limp Bizkit, and Pierce the Veil, sparking…
March 5, 2026
Teyana Taylor Declares 2026 The Year Of The Artist’s Takeover
Teyana Taylor declared 2026 the Year of the Artist's Takeover at the NAACP Image Awards 2026. Don Toliver is…
March 5, 2026
Man Builds PopSockets Empire After House Burns Down
After his house burned down, David Barnett used insurance money to build PopSockets, a consumer hardware giant,…
March 5, 2026
Gia Margaret’s ‘Good Friend’ Proves It’s Okay To Lean On A Synth
Gia Margaret's new song 'Good Friend' uses AI backing vocals. It explores loneliness and artificial companionship.
March 5, 2026
Dutch Interior’s ‘Go Fuck Yourself’ Unwittingly Solves Nation’s Politeness Crisis
Dutch Interior's latest single, “Go Fuck Yourself,” has inadvertently transformed society, fostering…
March 5, 2026
Tracey Nelson – ‘Dolly’s Coat’ Single Mysteriously Shrinks All Outerwear
The new single, Tracey Nelson – 'Dolly’s Coat,' released Friday, has reportedly caused a nationwide shrinking of…
March 5, 2026
Most Powerful NC Senator Loses Mind Counting Individual Ballots
A powerful NC state senator trails by two votes, prompting an absurd self-recount of granular objects, not…
March 4, 2026