Marin Concedes Election After Running Out Of Popular Songs To DJ
Marin Concedes Election after admitting her DJ setlist was exhausted. Finnish PM cites dwindling supply of…
China Buys All US Agricultural Products, Farmers Panic
China will buy all available US agricultural products, leaving Americans with an unexpected diet of kale and…
Thomas Massie Unfazed by Cassidy Loss, Offers to Drive Him Home (Eventually)
Thomas Massie unfazed by Bill Cassidy's defeat in Louisiana, reportedly too engrossed in his artisanal butter…
Thousands Attend Trump-Backed Prayer Festival: ‘We Welcome Jesus!’
Organizers say the event was about faith; critics say it was about Jesus's campaign finance disclosures.
Dua Saleh Delivers Assured Sophomore Album Of Earth & Wires
Dua Saleh's assured sophomore album of Earth & Wires is here. Critics call it 'aggressively beige' and 'the…
Drake Drops Three Albums, Confirms He’s Secretly A Triplet
Drake shock-dropped three albums: 'Iceman,' 'Habibti,' and 'Maid of Honour.' He claims they're from his secret…
JPEGMAFIA Embraces Glitchy Chaos On New Track “¥ (Yen)”
JPEGMAFIA's new single “¥ (Yen)” embraces chaotic, glitchy sounds reminiscent of his early work. The…
Dr. Hook Frontman Dennis Locorriere Now Hooked On Heavens Stage
Dr. Hook frontman Dennis Locorriere has died at 76. The band's hit song 'Cover of the Rolling Stone' was not a prophecy.
Michael Bublé Drops Country Album: A Crooner’s Ode to Pickup Trucks
Michael Bublé's new country album is a love letter to country artists and music. He plans to trade jazz for…
Michael Jackson Biopic Is Second Music Film to Hit $600M
Michael Jackson's biopic 'Michael' is the second music film to gross over $600M globally, joining 'Bohemian Rhapsody'.