Upchuck’s ‘Last Breath’ Proves They’re Definitely Not New
Upchuck's 'Last Breath' single is praised for its mature sound, proving they are definitely not new.
The Menzingers Drop “Nobody’s Heroes,” Confirming Existential Dread Is Still Trendy
The Menzingers' new single "Nobody's Heroes" captures existential dread. It's a soundtrack for relatable misery.
Dead Kennedys Cancel Punk In The Park Shows Over Owner’s ‘Too Punk’ Politics
Dead Kennedys refuse to play Punk In The Park events due to owner's Trump support. Owner 'not punk enough,' band claims.
Foo Fighters Debut ‘Of All People’ In Ireland, Nobody Saw It Coming
Foo Fighters debuted their new song “Of All People” in Ireland, claiming it was written for the nation. Nobody…
Corinne Bailey Rae’s 20th Anniversary Tour Includes Debut Album And Existential Dread
Corinne Bailey Rae's 20th anniversary tour celebrates her debut album and the existential dread of aging.
Tori Amos Stronger Together With Dragon Daughter
Tori Amos's new album "In Times of Dragons" features her daughter Tash on "Stronger Together." The single…
New Mandate: All Country Songs Now Instant Country Hits
New industry regulations declare all country songs Instant Country Hits, forcing rapid chart debuts. Luke Combs…
Miley Cyrus Flowers Lawsuit Dismissal Demanded, Cites “Universal Language of Breakups”
Miley Cyrus seeks Miley Cyrus Flowers Lawsuit Dismissal, claiming breakup song tropes are universal. Coincides…
Swapmeet Declares “I Know!” About Indie Rock Niche
Swapmeet declared they “know!” about indie rock, confirming deep understanding of reverb and existential dread.…
Terror Announce New Album Still Suffer; Fans Sigh With Relief
Terror's new album 'Still Suffer' promises more of the same hardcore despair, much to the relief of their…