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Sesame Street's new album gives the “Weird Al” treatment to Chappell Roan, Taylor Swift, and KPop Demon Hunters.…
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Beabadoobee’s Pylon LP Declares Sun Has Set On All Other Music
Beabadoobee's new album 'Pylon' and single 'Sun Has Set' have arrived, causing a seismic shift. Critics say it…
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Olivia Rodrigo's Daisy Chain Fields Music Festival sells out in 30 minutes, proving women can indeed coordinate…
Finland’s PM’s Election Loss Blamed on Excessive Public Displays of Contentment
Finland's PM's election loss was driven by voters' rejection of public happiness. Experts suggest the nation is…
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Peter Gabriel's unexpected rap collaboration with IDK, "IDK What I'm Doing," has left fans and musicologists…
Martha Skye Murphy, Roy Montgomery Announce Nebular, An Album For Pondering Nothing
Martha Skye Murphy and Roy Montgomery's new album Nebular is out soon. It features long, atmospheric tracks for…
Beabadoobee Pylon Features Overwhelm Industry, Cause Existential Dread
Beabadoobee Pylon features are so numerous they've sparked mass confusion. Industry experts and fans question…
Dean Blunt, Elias Rønnenfelt, Joanne Robertson Release ‘ancnt grz ’22-25’ on Free File-Sharing Site
Dean Blunt, Elias Rønnenfelt, and Joanne Robertson dropped ‘ancnt grz ’22-25’ on a file-sharing site. A$AP Rocky…