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Nick Hakim's new single 'Endlessly Waiting' causes listeners to question life's purpose. Existential dread is…
Sam Fender & Olivia Dean’s ‘Rein Me In’ Sets New UK Record For Longest #1 By Brits
Sam Fender & Olivia Dean's 'Rein Me In' is the UK's new longest-running #1 single by British artists, baffling everyone.
The Linda Lindas Announce Gotta Get Out, Promise Not To Get Out
The Linda Lindas announce new album Gotta Get Out, but pledge to remain physically stationary.
Benny Blanco Announces New Album Hermoso, Unveils Single ‘Joven y Salvaje’
Benny Blanco announced his new album Hermoso and the single ‘Joven y Salvaje’ featuring Bb trickz. The producer…
John Summit’s Latest Twitter Beef Is With Pete Tong Over Remix
John Summit's latest Twitter beef is with Pete Tong over a remix. Tong retaliated with 'receipts,' adding to the…
B-52’s Mesopotamia Reissue Unearths Archaic Tunes, Band Members Report Mild Surprise
The B-52's Mesopotamia Reissue brings forgotten tracks to light, prompting band members and fans alike to…
Cage the Elephant Signs With Big Loud Rock, Immediately Causes Structural Damage
Cage the Elephant Signs With Big Loud Rock, causing actual elephants to join the band and shattering every…
Montreux Jazz Festival Now Offers Full-Time Residency, Pet Grooming
The Montreux Jazz Festival has redefined "feeling at home," now offering luxury artist residencies complete with…
Samsung’s Galaxy Z Fold 8 Unveiling Warps Spacetime, Confounds Spider-Man
Samsung's new Galaxy Z Fold 8 phone is so wide it warps spacetime and briefly trapped Spider-Man, forcing users…
Count Binface Ascendant: UK Voters Demand Zero-Gravity Policy
Count Binface, the intergalactic warrior, is upending the UK election. His cosmic policies and bin-headed charm…