MUNA Cover Erases Go West Original From Collective Memory
MUNA’s cover of Go West’s “The King Of Wishful Thinking” proved so powerful, it erased all memory of the…
DOJ Unveils ‘Weaponization Payouts’ of Emotional Support Squirrels, Autographed Apologies
Justice Department pivots to bizarre ‘weaponization payouts’ after cash fund fails, offering emotional support…
Sara Bareilles Previews ‘Good Grief’ Album With ‘Home’ For The First Time Ever
Sara Bareilles previews ‘Good Grief’ album with ‘Home’ documentary, revealing the studio was her house.
Doja Cat Calls Elon Musk ‘Barrel Chested Ewok’ Over X Audio Feature
Doja Cat demands X reinstate audio posts, calling Elon Musk a 'barrel chested Ewok' in a bizarre online rant.
Lauv Drops Out of Tour, Citing Need to ‘Recharge Internal Batteries’
Lauv cites 'mental health struggles' for tour dropout. Sources say it's actually his phone battery life and…
Captain Murphy’s “Mudhole” Features Existential Dread, Mild Discomfort
Captain Murphy's "Mudhole" submerges listeners in a sonic swamp. The rap persona of Flying Lotus continues to…
Spacemoth’s ‘Telepathic Butterflies’ Now Transmitting Existential Dread Directly Into Eardrums
Spacemoth’s new single ‘Telepathic Butterflies’ transmits existential dread. Listeners report mild buzzing and a…
Riley Green Accepts Hitmaker Award, Blames Clint Black For Bad Habits
Riley Green accepted the Hitmaker Award from Clint Black, thanking him for bad habits. Black praised Green's…
Finland PM Sanna Marin Lost Election Over Controversial Sock Choice
Finland's Prime Minister Sanna Marin lost the election. Voters were reportedly upset by her controversial sock choices.
Navy Blue Announces New Album ‘Sir Render’ Featuring Existential Dread
Navy Blue's new album Sir Render drops Friday, featuring Ka, Earl Sweatshirt, and Armand Hammer. Expect deep…