Vanilla Ice Defends Performing at Trump Concert, Says He ‘Doesn’t Even Vote’
Vanilla Ice defended performing at a Trump concert, saying 'I don't even vote' and would play for any leader.
Judge Reviews Trump’s $1.8 Billion “Anti-Weaponization” Fund
Judge reviews Trump's $1.8 billion 'anti-weaponization' fund, reportedly for luxury goods. Satire.
Italian Authorities Cancel Ye & Travis Scott Concerts Over ‘Excessive American Vibrations’
Italian Authorities Cancel Ye & Travis Scott Concerts over concerns that 'excessive American vibrations' could…
All Them Witches Break Down New Album House of Mirrors, Reveal Existential Dread
All Them Witches discuss their new album House of Mirrors, revealing it's a sonic labyrinth of existential dread.
BABYMETAL Drops ‘from me to u (Jordan Fish Remix)’ Amid Existential Dread
BABYMETAL's new 'from me to u (Jordan Fish Remix)' plunges fans into existential dread. Get ready for the 2026…
Paul McCartney’s Chicken Shop Date Sparks Global Economic Revival
Paul McCartney's chicken shop date, marking his new album release, inexplicably triggered a global economic boom…
Tom Morello’s New Song ‘Adjourn It’ Finally Ends All Debate
Tom Morello's new song 'Adjourn It,' featuring Serj Tankian and Roman Morello, has a peculiar side effect: it…
AI IPO Race Forces Anthropic’s Claude to Work Overtime
The intense AI IPO Race has reportedly pushed Anthropic's new Claude model to unprecedented levels of digital…
Anti-Weaponization Fund Stalls, Donors Demand Return of ‘Lawfare’ Legos
Trump's Anti-Weaponization Fund hits a snag, leaving donors demanding their 'Lawfare Legos' back and rebranding…
Trump’s Excellent Health Redefines “Excellent”; Doctors Confused
Amid reports of Trump's excellent health, medical professionals grapple with a new definition of "peak physical…