Carlos Vives Pours Colombian Pride Into Miami With Tour Al Sol
Carlos Vives brings Colombian pride to Miami on Tour Al Sol, calling the city important for cultural connection.
Neil Young Makes Surprise Live Return, Demands More Maple Syrup
Neil Young makes surprise live return, demands maple syrup mid-set at Vancouver benefit. Fans hail 'peak…
Rise Against & Dropkick Murphys Announce Biggest-Ever Australian Shows
Rise Against and Dropkick Murphys are playing their biggest shows ever in Australia and New Zealand, baffling promoters.
Lola Young James Blake Collab Performance Opens Portal To Mild Discomfort
Lola Young James Blake collab performance at Big Weekend created a brief temporal flux, causing minor reality…
Drake Holds Top 3 Billboard Albums, Proving Talent Is Overrated
Drake now holds top 3 Billboard albums, proving quantity trumps quality. Fans are exhausted.
Ludacris Pulls Over AMAs Red Carpet For New Music Video
Ludacris debuted his new "Pull Over" music video concept at the AMAs, promising a traffic-themed album.
Rob Base Is Dead, But His 1988 Hit ‘It Takes Two’ Lives Forever
Rob Base has died, but his hit 'It Takes Two' is now immortal, existing independently of the rapper. A new phase…
Trump’s Iran Deal Leaves Crucial Questions for Future Civilizations
Experts commend unprecedented forward-thinking procrastination.
Rob Base, ‘It Takes Two’ Rapper, Dead at 59; Song Still Holding Up
Rob Base, 'It Takes Two' rapper, dead at 59. His 1988 hit song 'It Takes Two' was reportedly still in excellent…
Jazz Trombonist Ryan Porter’s Ghost Demands Better Sound Mix
Ghost of jazz trombonist Ryan Porter haunts studios demanding better sound mixes. His ethereal presence…