‘Michael’ Challenges ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ For Top Music Biopic Gross
The Michael Jackson biopic ‘Michael’ is set to overtake ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ in global box office earnings. The…
iOS 27 Promises Revolutionary AirPods Settings Menu
iOS 27 rumors hint at a revolutionary AirPods settings menu. Users anticipate an end to complicated controls and…
Ships Positioned For Oil Flow After Gulf Strait Reopens
Ships are ready for oil flow after Gulf strait reopens. Nations express relief as global economy braces for normalcy.
Neutro Shorty’s ‘El Disco de Salsa’ Declared Best New Music By Vote
Neutro Shorty's 'El Disco de Salsa' is this week's favorite new music. Fans chose salsa over other genres,…
Pearl Jam to Reveal New Drummer: ‘It’s Our Mystery Wrapped in an Enigma’
Pearl Jam will reveal their new drummer in September, calling it 'our mystery wrapped in an enigma.' The band…
Feeble Little Horse Announce New Album Bitknot: A Sonic Leap Forward
Feeble Little Horse's new album Bitknot drops next week. It promises more existential dread and catchy noise-pop.
Khanna Expresses Disappointment About Massie’s Defeat, Cites Lack of Existential Dread
Rep. Ro Khanna mourned Thomas Massie's defeat, citing a lack of existential dread. He called it a loss for…
Drake Makes History With Nos. 1, 2 & 3 on Billboard 200
Drake makes history, holding Nos. 1, 2 & 3 on the Billboard 200 with his new albums, proving his unparalleled…
Drake Ties Fleetwood Mac, Rolling Stones; Fans Rejoice With “Rumours”
Drake ties Fleetwood Mac and The Rolling Stones for weeks at No. 1 on the Billboard 200. Fans are confused,…
Trump Secures ‘Winnable War’ After Cuba Agrees to Surrender in Principle
Former President Donald Trump finally secured his long-sought winnable war on Cuba, receiving a conditional…