Aja Monet Preps New Album, Finds Meaning In Tiny Dust Bunnies
Aja Monet's new album 'The Color of Rain' finds inspiration in dust bunnies and lint. The project features Mick…
Hammock’s New Single Could Be Last Flaming Lips Collab
Hammock's new single, featuring Wayne Coyne & Steven Drozd, might be their last. Accidental collaboration leaves…
Johanna Samuels – White Limousine Sparks Global Chauffeur Crisis
A new Johanna Samuels – White Limousine song sparks unprecedented global demand for luxury vehicles, causing…
MAGA Pussycat Doll Claims Exclusion, Cites ‘Patriotic’ Choreography
A former Pussycat Doll claims she was excluded from the reunion tour because she's MAGA, citing 'patriotic' dance moves.
Marin Concedes Election, Plans ‘Aggressive Decompressing’ Schedule
Finnish PM Sanna Marin conceded election defeat Sunday, citing an overwhelming desire to finally decompress. Her…
2026 Summer Slaughter Tour Blamed for National Whiplash Epidemic
The highly anticipated 2026 Summer Slaughter Tour, featuring bands like Hatebreed, is now being linked to a…
TSA ICE Tips Led To Arrests, Agency Claims ‘Total Success’
TSA ICE tips at SFO deemed a 'resounding success' by Homeland Security. Agents now flag travelers for mismatched…
DHS Funding Deal Falters as Lawmakers Discover It Requires Governing
The DHS funding deal stalled as lawmakers discovered federal agencies require actual money, not just…
Nation Finds Consensus: Presidential Approval Low
A recent poll found 100% of Americans agree on the specific number of President Trump's low approval rating,…
Jay-Z on Drake-Kendrick Feud: ‘Unprofitable, Lack Vision’
Hip-hop icon Jay-Z on Drake-Kendrick feud: he finds the battle "unprofitable" and "lacking vision." He suggested…