Harry Styles’ Disco Reign Blocks Sun, Causes Perpetual Groove
Harry Styles' Disco Reign extends to cosmic proportions. His latest album causes global rhythm shifts, alters…
Island Becomes Ferret-Free, Residents Grapple With Sudden Onset of Peace
Cragglethorpe Island declares itself ferret-free, thanks to Woody the wonderdog, but residents and the local…
Justin Timberlake Arrest Video Shows Star Worried About Missing Gherkin
The Justin Timberlake Arrest Video reveals the pop star was more concerned about a misplaced gherkin than his…
Chappell Roan: “I Do Not Hate Children” (But Prefers They Remain Unseen)
Chappell Roan issued a firm statement, "I Do Not Hate Children," attempting to clarify her stance after an…
Screamo Bands Unveil High-Concept Split LP ‘PALLA’, No One Understands It
Screamo bands Letterbombs and Heaven Through Violence released a high-concept split LP, PALLA. Listeners are…
SZA Covers Goo Goo Dolls’ Resurgent ‘Iris’ While Humanity Suffers
SZA Covers Goo Goo Dolls' Resurgent 'Iris' again, pushing humanity closer to a full mental breakdown from the…
Dylan Brady Drops Solo EP, Featuring Uncredited Yeat & Kylie Jenner Appearance
Dylan Brady's new solo EP, 'Needle Guy,' drops with cryptic Yeat & Kylie Jenner feature, leaning into abstract…
Dave Davies Defends ‘Lola’ Transphobia Claims: ‘Moby’s Never Been To A Drag Show’
Dave Davies defended The Kinks' 'Lola' from Moby's transphobia claims, suggesting Moby doesn't understand drag.
Texas Natural Gas Prices Go Negative, Producers Light It Up
Texas natural gas prices hit negative territory. Producers burn off excess fuel as pipelines overflow, baffling…
Bob Dylan’s 2026 Tour Starts With Eddie Cochran, Long Black Coat
Bob Dylan kicked off his 2026 Tour with Eddie Cochran's 'Nervous Breakdown' and a rare 'Man in the Long Black Coat'.