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YHWH Nailgun Magazine Declared Visual Album After 11-Minute Runtime
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Alphabet’s New Single ‘Sense’ Reportedly Induces Profound Apathy
London band Alphabet's new single "Sense" has reportedly left listeners with a complete lack of feeling. Experts…
Dylan Tour Guitarists Mysteriously Removed by Road Crew Following ‘Chord Incident’
Bob Dylan's tour guitarists vanished this week, leaving only a pile of neatly organized picks and questions.…
Rosalía’s Tour Essay Deemed ‘Brown Sound Bible’ by Ween Fandom
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Trump’s Supreme Court Loss Sends Nation Scrambling For New Scapegoat
The Supreme Court delivered a stunning 3-1 defeat to former President Donald Trump, leaving the nation's…
New Order Tour Shake-Up: Key Members Opt for Quiet Life, Citing ‘Excessive Stage Presence’
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R.A.P. Ferreira, nahhphet, Rhys Langston Demand Horns Sound For Deportation
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Shakira & Burna Boy’s World Cup Anthem ‘Dai Dai’ Tops Charts, World Cup Still Delayed
Shakira & Burna Boy's 'Dai Dai' hits No. 1 globally amid ongoing World Cup delays. Fans await the tournament.