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Keanu Reeves' Dogstar releases 'All in Now,' an album exploring existential dread. The band calls it…
Stock Market Rally Attempt Prays for Global Instability
The latest Stock Market Rally Attempt is now entirely dependent on geopolitical turmoil, with analysts…
U.S. Offers to ‘Babysit’ Iran’s Nuclear Stockpile
The U.S. Department of Defense announced plans to 'temporarily relieve' Iran of its nuclear stockpile, citing…
Gorillaz SNL Performance Causes Existential Crisis in Studio 8H
A recent Gorillaz SNL performance caused widespread existential confusion, with host Ryan Gosling questioning…
Joseph “Country Joe” McDonald’s Death Triggers Mandatory Daily Fish Cheer
Following Joseph "Country Joe" McDonald's passing, a little-known federal directive now mandates a daily…
Repatriation Flights Strain Global Infrastructure as “Trapped” Tourists Refuse to Disembark
Global repatriation flights face unexpected resistance as "trapped" Middle East travelers,…
Machine Gun Kelly Fan Falls Through Stage Opening, Discovers Portal To Better Taste
A Machine Gun Kelly fan fell through an opening in the stage, leading many to believe they found a quick escape…
Harry Styles Takes Kiss All The Time To Manchester; Fans Demand Refunds
Harry Styles took his new album, *Kiss All The Time*, to Manchester. Fans reportedly found the performance a…
Keanu Reeves’ Band Dogstar Returns; Critics Still Try to Process
Keanu Reeves' band Dogstar returns with 'All in Now.' Fans await the 90s alt-rock revival.