Rapper-politician Balendra Shah Wins, Promises Rhyme-Based Legislation
Rapper-politician Balendra Shah swept to power in Kathmandu, promising rhythmic governance and beatboxing…
Finland’s PM Lost Due to Controversial Stance on Reindeer Lichen
Finland's PM's defeat was due to her inability to identify native lichen species, a critical skill for national…
Jenni Rivera Lives On, Now Available On A CD And Vinyl Near You
Jenni Rivera lives on via new CD/vinyl release. Gaby Moreno also makes waves on Broadway. Uplifting moments abound.
Sanna Marin Concedes Finland Election, Cites Exhaustion from Being “Too Cool”
After Sanna Marin concedes Finland's election, the former PM reveals the true toll of leadership: maintaining an…
Irreversible Entanglements Release Song Too Irreversible To Untangle
Irreversible Entanglements' new single "Juntos Vencemos" (Feat. Helado Negro) has reportedly caused literal,…
Gen Z Woman’s ‘Flight to Nowhere’ Leads to Harrowing 5-Star Doha Hotel Stay
A Gen Z American's "flight to nowhere" turned into a harrowing, all-expenses-paid, five-star Doha hotel stay,…
John Dwyer’s New OSEES EP Bursts Forth, Residents Brace For Impact
John Dwyer's new OSEES EP and Damaged Bug single have reportedly caused minor geological disturbances and…
Critics Rave: Deloyd Elze’s Deconstructed Country Ballads Are Barely There, But Splendid
Critics lauded Deloyd Elze's deconstructed country ballads on his new EP, Nellene, for their profound…
Arima Ederra’s New Album Halts All Global Motion
Arima Ederra's new album, A Rush To Nowhere, has reportedly caused widespread physiological paralysis and…
Angélique Kidjo’s New Album Promises Guests So Diverse, It Includes Your Dentist
Angélique Kidjo's new album, "Hope!!", features an unprecedented number of guest artists, prompting speculation…