Miranda Lambert Announces New Album Crisco, Promises Greasy Goodness
Miranda Lambert's new album, Crisco, promises a smooth, indulgent sound. Lead single 'Till The Going's Gone' is out now.
Stevie Nicks Confirmed For Taylor Swift’s Wedding, Will DJ
Stevie Nicks will DJ Taylor Swift's wedding, spinning hits and Fleetwood Mac classics. Sources say she may officiate.
Badvril Announce New Album Lethal; Doctors Recommend Listening
Badvril announced their new album Lethal, featuring the single 'Fever.' Doctors recommend it for auditory stimulation.
PUP Releases New Song “If This Is It,” Declares Existential Dread Over.
PUP's new single “If This Is It” offers catharsis by accepting the end. The band embraces nihilism with a…
Beabadoobee Details New Album Pylon, Reveals It’s Actually a Giant Traffic Cone
Beabadoobee Details New Album Pylon, revealing it's a literal, massive traffic pylon. Fans face logistical…
Sophia Stel’s ‘Molly In The Club’ Plunges Toddler Into Existential Dread
Sophia Stel’s new track 'Molly In The Club' unexpectedly caused a local toddler to question reality, leading to…
Noah Kahan Has One Request: Hometown Now Marked By Cairn of Unpaid Parking Tickets
Noah Kahan Has One Request: stop stealing town signs. Strafford, VT, is now a mapless void as fans take every…
Ryan Beatty’s ‘Sweet Fortune’ Album Triggers Unstoppable Mass Serenity
Ryan Beatty Unveils Majestic New Album Sweet Fortune, causing widespread, inexplicable calm. Authorities urge…
Panel Unanimously Agrees: The 5 Best Songs Of The Week All Feature Whistling
A prestigious panel of music experts yesterday named The 5 Best Songs Of The Week. All selections shared one…
Finland’s PM Lost Due to Nation’s Sole Unanimous Opinion: The Font.
Finland's PM lost the election, not to policy debates, but to a universally reviled new national font. Voters…