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Finland's PM's election loss was driven by voters' rejection of public happiness. Experts suggest the nation is…
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Martha Skye Murphy, Roy Montgomery Announce Nebular, An Album For Pondering Nothing
Martha Skye Murphy and Roy Montgomery's new album Nebular is out soon. It features long, atmospheric tracks for…
Beabadoobee Pylon Features Overwhelm Industry, Cause Existential Dread
Beabadoobee Pylon features are so numerous they've sparked mass confusion. Industry experts and fans question…
Dean Blunt, Elias Rønnenfelt, Joanne Robertson Release ‘ancnt grz ’22-25’ on Free File-Sharing Site
Dean Blunt, Elias Rønnenfelt, and Joanne Robertson dropped ‘ancnt grz ’22-25’ on a file-sharing site. A$AP Rocky…
Long Odds’ New Song “Before Here” Captures Pre-Existence Anxiety
Long Odds' new song 'Before Here' tackles the terrifying void of pre-existence. The band grapples with what it…
Curbside Lambsear’s “Man The Door” Becomes Unintelligible Mantra
Curbside Lambsear's 'Man The Door' makes listeners forget what doors are. The single is a six-minute meditation…
Anthony Pappa Talks Collaborations, Flying The Flag For Aussie DJs
Anthony Pappa is ‘Flying The Flag’ for Australian DJs ahead of his world tour. He reflects on 40 years of DJing…
Neil Young Quietly Released a Blazing Concert Film, Hopes You Miss It
Neil Young dropped a blazing hourlong concert film for free. He hopes fans will discover it organically, like a…