The Linda Lindas Announce Gotta Get Out, Promise Not To Get Out
The Linda Lindas announce new album Gotta Get Out, but pledge to remain physically stationary.
Benny Blanco Announces New Album Hermoso, Unveils Single ‘Joven y Salvaje’
Benny Blanco announced his new album Hermoso and the single ‘Joven y Salvaje’ featuring Bb trickz. The producer…
John Summit’s Latest Twitter Beef Is With Pete Tong Over Remix
John Summit's latest Twitter beef is with Pete Tong over a remix. Tong retaliated with 'receipts,' adding to the…
B-52’s Mesopotamia Reissue Unearths Archaic Tunes, Band Members Report Mild Surprise
The B-52's Mesopotamia Reissue brings forgotten tracks to light, prompting band members and fans alike to…
Cage the Elephant Signs With Big Loud Rock, Immediately Causes Structural Damage
Cage the Elephant Signs With Big Loud Rock, causing actual elephants to join the band and shattering every…
Montreux Jazz Festival Now Offers Full-Time Residency, Pet Grooming
The Montreux Jazz Festival has redefined "feeling at home," now offering luxury artist residencies complete with…
Samsung’s Galaxy Z Fold 8 Unveiling Warps Spacetime, Confounds Spider-Man
Samsung's new Galaxy Z Fold 8 phone is so wide it warps spacetime and briefly trapped Spider-Man, forcing users…
Platner’s Graceless Exit Video Deemed ‘Masterclass in Blame-Shifting’
Graham Platner's graceless exit video has become a mandatory curriculum at a local university, teaching future…
Meaningful Stone’s ‘1+1=0’ Single Triggers Global Math Crisis
Meaningful Stone’s '1+1=0' single has plunged the world into a mathematical crisis, leaving calculators broken…
The Rolling Stones Roll On With ‘Foreign Tongues,’ Only Mumble Obscure Dialects
The Rolling Stones Roll On With ‘Foreign Tongues,’ delivering an album of unintelligible gibberish praised by…