Tyle’s Sophomore Album ‘A*Pop’ Finally Arrives, Confirms He Is Now A Pop Star
Tyle announces his new album 'A*Pop', confirming his full commitment to the pop genre. Critics and scientists…
Shaking Hand Covers ‘The Shining,’ Blames Badly Drawn Boy For Existential Dread
Shaking Hand covered Badly Drawn Boy's 'The Shining,' claiming the song's sadness drove them to it. The band…
BIG|BRAVE Announces Album ‘in grief or in hope,’ Confirms Existential Dread Tour
BIG|BRAVE announces new album 'in grief or in hope' and tour, promising intense emotional resonance. Prepare for…
Billy Idol Saw It Coming, Then Warned Everyone
Billy Idol’s 1993 album Cyberpunk, once mocked, is now hailed as prophetic. Critics admit the punk icon saw the…
Shaboozey Unleashes ‘The Outlaw Cherie Lee’ On Unsuspecting Public
Shaboozey's new album 'The Outlaw Cherie Lee & Other Western Tales' is here. It features dusty trails and disco balls.
Styrofoam Winos Release “Next Thing” to Mild Disappointment
Styrofoam Winos drop "Next Thing" single, raising questions about what the actual "next thing" might be.
Madonna Returns to Dance Floor, Claims ‘Confessions II’ Inspired by TikTok
Madonna's 'Confessions II' return to the dance floor is reportedly inspired by TikTok. The pop icon aims for Gen…
Drake’s Iceman Sculpture Melting Date Still Unknown, Experts Say
Experts are stumped by how long Drake's massive ice sculpture, containing his album's drop date, will take to…
Finland’s PM Lost Because Nation Craved Less ‘Competent Efficiency’
Finland's PM lost re-election because voters were reportedly tired of too much 'competent efficiency' and…
Morgan Noise’s “Geneva” Is Definitely A Song
Morgan Noise's new single "Geneva" is a song. Critics praise its existence and audible frequencies. A truly…