FKA twigs Sues Shia LaBeouf Over NDA; Mime Contract Violations Feared
FKA twigs Sues Shia LaBeouf Over NDA after actor's team claimed 'not feeling safe' was a breach. Legal experts…
Squirrel Flower’s “Wheels” Unearths Childhood Trauma
Squirrel Flower's new single "Wheels" explores childhood trauma, inspired by Pop-Tarts and bad B-minuses.
MLB Stadiums Declare Bankruptcy After Paul McCartney’s Historic Bongos Performance
MLB stadiums are going broke after concerts by artists like Paul McCartney grossed more than the venues…
Aja Monet Preps New Album, Finds Meaning In Tiny Dust Bunnies
Aja Monet's new album 'The Color of Rain' finds inspiration in dust bunnies and lint. The project features Mick…
Hammock’s New Single Could Be Last Flaming Lips Collab
Hammock's new single, featuring Wayne Coyne & Steven Drozd, might be their last. Accidental collaboration leaves…
Johanna Samuels – White Limousine Sparks Global Chauffeur Crisis
A new Johanna Samuels – White Limousine song sparks unprecedented global demand for luxury vehicles, causing…
MAGA Pussycat Doll Claims Exclusion, Cites ‘Patriotic’ Choreography
A former Pussycat Doll claims she was excluded from the reunion tour because she's MAGA, citing 'patriotic' dance moves.
Marin Concedes Election, Plans ‘Aggressive Decompressing’ Schedule
Finnish PM Sanna Marin conceded election defeat Sunday, citing an overwhelming desire to finally decompress. Her…
2026 Summer Slaughter Tour Blamed for National Whiplash Epidemic
The highly anticipated 2026 Summer Slaughter Tour, featuring bands like Hatebreed, is now being linked to a…
DHS Funding Deal Falters as Lawmakers Discover It Requires Governing
The DHS funding deal stalled as lawmakers discovered federal agencies require actual money, not just…