Juice=Juice Members Now Legally Classified As “Shelf-Stable Concentrate”
After their viral hit ‘More! Mi Amore,’ pop group Juice=Juice revealed they are now legally classified as…
FKA twigs Demands Indie Band Twigs Halt Trademark Barrage
FKA twigs has formally requested indie duo The Twigs cease their protracted legal campaign, citing an…
Immanuel Wilkins Comes Alive, Alarming Bandmates and Local Wildlife
Jazz phenom Immanuel Wilkins Comes Alive, literally, mid-performance, alarming bandmates and prompting a…
Valero Refinery Blast Unveils Interdimensional Corporate Retreat
Following a Valero refinery blast, employees transcended traditional work-life balance, discovering a new realm…
Ashnikko’s ‘Smoochie Girl’ Selection Sparks Global Outcry
Ashnikko's 'Smoochie Girl' coronation drew criticism. Experts questioned the selection criteria. The winner…
J. Cole Disgusted by Beef Aftermath, Demands Duel Etiquette Be Restored
J. Cole disgusted by the recent rap beef's descent into 'politics,' demands a return to gentlemanly diss tracks…
Earl Sweatshirt and MIKE Announce Tour Dates, May Bring Back Actual Pompeii
Earl Sweatshirt and MIKE announced Australian tour dates for their upcoming album POMPEII // UTILITY. Fans…
J. Cole ‘Disgusted’ By ‘Whole Campaign’ Of People Enjoying His Music
J. Cole is 'disgusted' by the 'whole campaign' against his music, claiming fans are unfairly targeting him. He…
Courtney Love Comes Around On Geese, Calls Them ‘My Boys’
Singer embraces band after initially questioning their 'gatekeeping elder millennial troll fans'.
Kacey Musgraves Dressed As Ronnie Dunn, Unearths Troubling Multiverse Theories
Kacey Musgraves, dressed as Ronnie Dunn, baffled physicists with a surprise Brooks & Dunn cover, prompting…